I only really knew Charlie Kirk through South Park. When I heard he got shot in Utah, I thought it was a joke or at worst he staged it to try to give himself some cred like Trump got for that shooting in Pennsylvania last year. Next day I heard Young Charlie was dead and that it wasn't a joke but rather a day of national mourning, at least for the MAGA faithful. The Chief Magster even ordered flags flown at half mast to honor the "the truly great American patriot," although it oddly coincided with the commemoration of 9/11. I suppose in Magaland Charlie is a patriot, but everywhere else he was just seen as a loudmouth bigot with a podcast. The episode has since been pulled from Comedy Channel so as not to show any offense to the fallen conservative ideologue. My biggest worry is the fallout from the incident as Magsters worldwide have sworn vengeance , although the assassin will probably turn out to be one of their own. I was shocked to learn how far Char...
To hear Big Balls tell it , some teenage thugs assaulted him and his girlfriend getting into his car with one of them running off with his I-phone. He gallantly tried to defend himself and his girlfriend but was left bloodied and bruised . It created quite an uproar on social media with President Bigger Balls saying the two fifteen year-olds who were arrested should be tried as adults. If you remember, he wanted the death penalty for the so-called "Central Park Five," which he once again defamed in last year's debate with Kamala Harris. Turned out they were all innocent of the charges of brutally beating a white woman jogger in Central Park, which has since been made into a mini-series . They were about the same age as the alleged assailants who beat up Big Balls, born Edward Coristine. Now Big Balls may have indeed been beaten up, as he alleged, or he might have just tripped and fell on the pavement running after the kid who nabbed his cellphone....