Trey Parker hit the nail on the head when he said, "we have a president who thinks his job is to be the joker." For the past year, he and Matt Stone have been skewering Trump on South Park but Trump does a better job on his own, especially with all the AI-generated images he has posted recently. This has made some speculate if Donnie might be a closet homosexual. You be the judge, He recently lavished a lot of attention on Jaxson Dart, the quarterback of the New York Giants who came out as a MAGA guy and highly supportive of the president. Donnie needs all the support he can get with his plummeting poll numbers. For the record Jaxson is 6 feet 2 inches, and yet somehow manages to tower over the president. How can that be? After a third physical and a fourth cognitive test, Trump was described as healthy as ever, although he needed to drop 14 pounds to get back to a svelte 224. He looked rather chunky in his meeting with Xi last month. No explanation for the darkened hands ...