Dispatches from Vilnius

There was a moment when it actually looked like Rubio would become a major player, but after the atrocious debate where young Marco went after Trump's hand size , he looked very much like a  waterboy again. This is the danger in playing to Trump's level.  Cruz can get away with it because he is aiming at the same disgruntled Republican voters who wallow in this kind of ribald humor.  However, Rubio is supposed to be the standard-bearer for the GOP.  The other establishment candidates essentially cleared the stage for the young Florida senator, and here he was going after Trump like two junior high school kids in the locker room arguing over who had the bigger dick.  Even Reince Priebus cringed, making the comment that debates may have to carry a PG rating from here on out. The only establishment candidate remaining with any chance at the nomination is the untelegenic John Kasich, who has to rely on surrogates like Arnold Schwarzenegger to make him sou...

It's kind of like the Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians  watching the Republican candidates go down one by one.   We've  had crowded fields before, but this one was downright claustrophobic with all those candidates on stage.  So many that the Republican National Committee decided to go with the top ten polling candidates in the initial debates, but now there are only four left. The only hope for Kasich to stay alive is to win Michigan tomorrow.  Rubio also finds himself in a must-situation in Florida on March 15. If you recall the movie, the real killer faked his own death only to come back and haunt the other hotel guests.  So, we should be looking for one of the candidates who dropped out early.  Maybe even Rick Perry , who still thinks he has a shot at the nomination. It's just too bad there is no winsone candidate like Shirley Eaton  to provide sorely lacking sex appeal.   For that we have to rely on Megyn Kelly, who got a se...

I was telling my friends in Germany how sad it is today that one has to rely on comedy programs for insightful political commentary in America.  While Fox, CNN and the other network news programs all fawn over Trump for ratings, John Oliver offers the most trenchant look into Donald's past, including his conveniently forgotten family name - Drumpf.  Yes, Donald J. Drumpf. A wikipage was quickly set up, as well as twitterbot on Drumpf.  Not that it will make much of a dent in his campaign that scored big on Super Tuesday. but Oliver's 20-minute expose on Drumpf has been heard far and wide.  Rubio seized on Donald's small hands at the debate , which Oliver made many pointed references to in the episode.  I'm surprised Cruz didn't seize on Drumpf, I'm sure that would have gotten the real estate mogul's goat. Oliver had to dig deep for this family name, as it apparently dates back to Hans Drumpf in the early 17th century.  By 1660 the name had been...

I was away last week in Germany, visiting Frankfurt, Darmstadt and Stuttgart.   It was interesting to see this building in Darmstadt, at the intersection of the tramlines through the heart of the city.  It was built as an American cultural center in the 1950s and renamed for Kennedy following his death in 1963.  Germans remain very big on Kennedy, not just for him standing up to the wall in 1963, but for the optimism he brought the world at a time Germany was still very much rebuilding its national identity. Remnants of the Berlin wall can be found throughout Germany, as it divided a nation, not just a city.  There was a segment of it in Frankfurt in the heart of its commercial district.  The events of 1989 resonated throughout the world, as the Soviet Union and its satellite states crumbled before our eyes on television.  There was much talk of how German reunification would be felt throughout the world, but it has been without doubt for the...

As Black History Month rolls to an end, one of the most interesting developments is how everyone loves Martin these days.  Martin Luther King, Jr. that is.  He has been used to defend   gun rights  and commemorated by no less than Donald Trump for his " record-breaking crowd " at Liberty University this past January.  Everywhere you turn, conservatives are heaping praise on MLK, especially in condemning Black Lives Matter, which they seem to think Martin would have never approved of.  Here is Fox and Friends using his niece Alveda King to say that her uncle would never have condoned such a group. This kind of cultural appropriation is nothing new.  Few would ever admit that Memorial Day stems from a commemoration first held by Black Freedmen in Charleston, South Carolina, on May 1, 1865.  Black music was appropriated throughout the 20th century by everyone from George Gershwin to Elvis Presley to the Beastie Boys.  One can also find ...

You knew it had to come and here it is -- The People vs. O.J. Simpson in all its lurid details for the Millennial generation that was still in diapers when the Trial of the Century took place.  Today this show trial acts more as a footnote to the racial strife that dominates network television, where a Super Bowl halftime show becomes prime fodder for round-the-clock cable news thanks in large part to the bodice-busting Beyonce, who appears to be every white conservative male pundit's wet dream, and her controversial X. I'm of two minds whether to watch this new crime serial or not.  On the one hand, it is from the hands of American Horror Story creator, Ryan Murphy, who is drawn to all the lurid urban horror stories like a moth to a flame.  He is using this trial to launch a new string of mini-series appropriately entitled American Crime Story .  He couldn't have started with a more juicy trial, especially with the Kardashians as a convenient reference poi...

I guess if Donald Trump can claim the ghost of John Wayne , then why can't Ted Cruz claim George Washington?  However, I have to question if Glenn Beck is the official spokesman for George Washington. The conservative talk show host has been tromping around the Cruz campaign trail, offering up artifacts like a compass and an 18th century copy of Don Quixote , claiming they once belonged to George Washington.  He says "America needs someone like Cruz who displays the exactness of a surveyor."  That's almost enough for anyone to spit his coffee out on the keyboard.  One can say many things about Cruz, but "exactness" is not one of them. Don Quixote would be the more apt comparison -- a person with a spittoon on his head that holds onto an archaic set of Medieval knight-errantry values, battling windmills and declaring his love for an old hag in a tavern he thinks is his queen and lady despite the numerous rejections.  Why Glenn would want to hold th...

Getting a good return on your investment is pretty rare in politics.  What amazes me is how big businessmen will sink their money into losing efforts when the writing was on the wall all along.  Maybe they thought a huge SuperPAC would carry any candidate through the primaries, but with Jeb calling it quits just three primaries into the election season, the role of big money is now being called into question. Oddly enough it is Donald Trump who is questioning that line of reasoning.  He's more than capable of funding himself, yet has relied on twitter, instagram, numerous appearances on television news programs, as well as " Trumpkins ," cyber bullies and trolls to get his message out.  He has spent far less money than any other major candidate in this campaign, and gotten the most bang for his buck.   In Iowa , Trump spent $90 per vote as opposed to Bush's $795.  In New Hampshire , the Donald spent even less at $40 per vote, as opposed to ...

Harper Lee had a very short-lived return to the limelight with the publication of a long lost novel, Go Set a Watchman .  It was met with mixed reviews , largely because the novel tarnished the image of Atticus Finch we all had from To Kill a Mockingbird , widely regarded as one of the best American novels of the 20th century. To Set a Watchman actually predated To Kill a Mockingbird , but never was published because her editor, Tay Hohoff, felt it would be best for Lee to focus on Scout's childhood.  The runaway success of her latter novel meant that her first novel was tossed into the dustbin of history.  It probably would never have been resurrected had not Ms. Lee regained attention in 2007, when George Bush awarded her the Presidential Medal of Freedom.  Unlike most authors, Lee had only one novel to her credit, and everyone was curious if there was more.  So, we were presented with To Set a Watchman in 2015, as it seems Lee didn't try to publish a...

or how Jeb's "America" backfires As Jeb's campaign self-destructs in South Carolina, it is clear that some persons are much better at pandering to the base of the GOP than others.  Jeb is very bad at it. Not only did he shoot himself in the foot with one of his more recent tweets, but his website recently expired and his server redirected  persons to Trump's website.  Talk about the ultimate humiliation. It doesn't stop there.  Jeb spent most of the past few weeks trying to woo Gov. Nikki Haley's endorsement in the upcoming South Carolina primary only for her to endorse Marco Rubio.  Jeb looked positively beaten in this video interview.  It was hard for "Captain Obvious" to put a smile on what has transpired in the Palmetto State. From the get-go, Jeb has been running his campaign like it was 1999, and I mean that literally.  His campaign team has been blithely unaware of how the internet works, much less how effective it can be as a...

or How I Learned to Love Bill Clinton Historians will no doubt have a field day with the Clintons in the years to come, especially if Hillary wins in November.  There has never been anything in American history to compare with this power couple, which ruled Arkansas for 11 years and has the potential to make it 16 years in the White House.  Add to that Hillary's 8 years in the Senate and 4 years as Secretary of State.  There was even an attempt at one point to nominate Bill as Secretary General of the United Nations after Kofi Annan stepped down. The amazing thing to me is how this marriage survived given all the recorded affairs Horny Bill had.  Yet, Calamity Hillary stood by her man , and even helped shush some of the women who brought charges against Bill in the 90s.  Bill's 1992 campaign looked like it was going to unravel much like Gary Hart's campaign eight years before, but thanks to Hillary's unflinching support, Bill survived the numerou...

Trump joins Michael Savage in fueling conspiracy theories around the death of Scalia.  Ted Cruz promises no gluten-free MRE's if he is commander-in-chief.  Jeb believes a hand gun is the symbol of America.  Marco Rubio said he was faking it when he showed support for the immigration reform bill back in 2013.  Ben Carson thinks Muslims who embrace American values are schizophrenic .  And, John Kasich doubles down on his proposal to create a new government agency to promote Judeo-Christian values. This is all well and good as far as South Carolinians are concerned.  A   PPP poll found some rather disturbing opinions being expressed in the Palmetto State.  Not surprisingly, most South Carolinians believe the Stars and Bars should still be flying over the state capitol, but what is alarming is the degree of anti-Muslim sentiment among state residents.  Not only did 25 per cent of those polled believe Islam should be banned in Am...

It's a strange day, to say the least, when Hamilton becomes the most talked about event at the Grammy Awards.  Well, that and Taylor Swift's smackdown of Kanye West with another vicious retort in their on-going feud. It must be every historian's dream to have his biography of a famous figure made into a Broadway production.  This is exactly what happened with Ron Chernow's epic account of Alexander Hamilton.  There is no doubt that AH was a colorful figure.  He was the illegitimate son of a British-French Huguenot woman and a Scottish laird on the Caribbean island of Nevis, who didn't look like he was going anywhere until adopted by a Nevis merchant who saw great potential in the young man.  Young Alexander won an essay contest that so impressed community leaders that they raised the money to send him to North America for an education. Hamilton always seemed to be a step ahead of his contemporaries, earning the favor of George Washington during the Wa...

President's Day is usually a time for sales, everything from mattresses to trucks, as it is out with the old and in with new.  People start thinking about Spring even if still buried in snow.  There are parades and every year a pretty good-sized crowd descends on Mount Vernon to honor our first president.   Admission is free so why not.  I feel most remiss in never having visited Mt. Vernon, even though I had the chance to do so when I lived in Washington, DC. While most presidents have an air of controversy surrounding them, George has managed to skate clean through the centuries virtually unsullied.  Sure, there are those who complain that he was a slaveholder.  Every year there is a new story about Washington and his slaves, like this one from the Smithsonian that highlighted one of his slaves who escaped rather than be made a wedding present. Of our first 12 presidents , only two didn't own slaves.  You probably guessed that is the Ada...